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The Earth Is Flat: Giant Circular Fleece Planet Blankets

Source - Geeologie.com:


Because some people still believe the earth is flat and not shaped like a pyramid like the Illuminati discovered centuries ago, these are the Planetary Fleece blankets available from ThinkGeek. And no, they’re not April Fool’s products, they’re real. The $30 blankets measure 60″ in diameter and come in Earth, Mars and Jupiter varieties. “PLUTO OR NOTHING.” Stop yelling. I love Pluto as much as the next man who wants to crash his rocket into its surface, but it’s not happening. You get Earth, Mars or Jupiter, and that’s it. “WELL I’M SURE AS SHEEPSHIT NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.” Jesus, what drugs did you do for breakfast?

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