This is a video of Star Wars Imperial forces invading Los Angeles and doing battle near various landmarks. Weird I never heard about it, because I live in LA and I feel like spaceships and AT-ATs blowing shit up everywhere is something you would hear about and/or see for yourself. I bet there was a government coverup. I’m kidding, there’s no way the California government has enough money to cover anything up. I did feel the earthquake the other night though. I remember laying on the couch thinking, “Really? So this is how I go, God? You couldn’t even wait for me to put underwear on?” I assume he felt guilty and that’s why I’m still here. “It was only a 3.5 on the Richter scale.” I know, THANKS TO ME.
Thanks to Libby, who’s confused why Imperial forces would attack LA in the first place. Are they pissed about all the awful movies lately?